NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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