If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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