There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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