There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
