I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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