he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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