The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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