It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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