I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
