I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Drunk is not a location!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
