I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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