...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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