Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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