you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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