im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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