Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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