And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
is it fun? or sober?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
