Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
tell your sister to shave her snatch
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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