i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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