Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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