just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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