I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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