Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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