you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
