with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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