All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you didnt know i had herpes?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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