pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Send help, water and tortillas.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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