I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
