I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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