Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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