I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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