So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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