If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Randomize
