so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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