You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
