I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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