thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Randomize
