i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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