You work out of a Hotel?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
two words: eviction party
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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