we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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