im about as happy as oj after his trial
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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