He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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