How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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