we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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