Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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