yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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