and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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