I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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