i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Is Oprah even human
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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