What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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