im drinking this country out of the recession.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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