I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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