Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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