About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
