He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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